We’d have to drag it across to the other side of the country though, America’s west, not east.
I think either Cornwall or Wales would be the best bet for setting off from,
the closer the land, the less paddling we’d have to do.
I’m fairly certain any fishing port would have a suitable fishing boat to steal purchase.
(And they’d never notice us steal it if we used one of the smuggler’s caves in the dead of night.)
Failing that we’ll do the traditional “brit abroad” thing and paddle over on a tacky lilo.
(Never knew ‘lilo’ was actually a company. So much for my infamous “Brits don’t genericise trademarks” post.
You’d have to send us webcams first.
A lot of us don’t own one on account of our ugly mugs.
(@Keyboard_Camper- or should that be our ugly ‘boats’?