I don’t really know on that one. Sorry, still a noob. 
No, not an exaggeration. When I managed to get it to work (using IDLE), it was taking 3+ hours to process. It kept freezing it was taking so long to process. I ended giving up and have it save the output to a .txt file.
Here’s an example of the .csv data:
one,special,text,BOOM! RUMBLE! FLASH!,,,
lightning,special,effect,1,,,
rumble,special,effect,0,,,
two,special,text,An explosion somewhere within the city rocks your apartment!,,,
three,special,text,A fury of car alarms; flashes of light; screams and yells come from outside your window.,,,
I’m not going to paste the .bin, as it’s… weird. But here’s the final output array (for the example):
const unsigned char gti[] PROGMEM = {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};